atlas falling

sadclowncentral:

sadclowncentral:

the cunt who makes my life decisions (me) and the idiot who has to live with them (also me) somehow have diametrically opposed world views how am i supposed to live like this

me sowing: the harvest will be glorious. farmers tremble before my sowing prowess. i’m the king of the hill

me reaping: why the fuck did i sow all this. what the fuck. who let me have all these seeds. why the FUCK do i own a field. what the fuck.

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eldstunga:

I do not want tumblr to look, behave, act like tiktok twitter instagram

I do not want tumblr to look, behave, act like tiktok twitter instagram

I do not want tumblr to look, behave, act like tiktok twitter instagram

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softwaring:

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hms-no-fun:

drag-on-dra-goon:

funnytwittertweets:

oh my god i don’t even think this is wrong

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beggars-opera:

beggars-opera:

I want to meet my soul mate at the Barbenheimer drive-in double feature

Just learned that the drive-in is showing Barbie and Legally Blonde together because they just don’t pay attention to pop culture, I guess. FOR SHAME.

hollywoodforevercemeterygirl:

“‘misdemeanors?’” “‘felonies?’” “‘destruction of property?’” “‘manslaughter?’” your honor my client is simply orange cat coded

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gaycatastrophe:

e-102:

escuerzoresucitado:

Originally posted by baldwin-montclair

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sherhaanks-deactivated20220517:

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manny-jacinto:

15 YEARS OF MAMMA MIA! (July 18th, 2008)

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quigonsjeans:

I googled whether or not Rex is a natural blonde and this is the most Star Wars answer that it could have given me.

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theotherendcomics:

Curses are actually way easier than money conjuring. This comic is so fake

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cannibalchicken:

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pack-yr-romantic-mind:

whydidisavethistomyphone:

The United Auto Workers are also negotiating new contracts with the big three US car manufacturers and have announced that they’re prepared to strike if they can’t get a fair deal.

UAW head says it's prepared to strike against Big Three automakers as negotiations start Thursday | CNN Business

Ahead of contract negotiations set to begin Thursday, the head of the United Auto Workers union declared that it’s prepared to strike agains

CNN

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april132009:

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

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